What You'll Learn (Probably):
- How to manifest a fake income statement! 💰
- Mastering the art of using confusing jargon to sound smart! 🧠
- The 3-step “secret” formula to a passive-aggressive income stream! 😏
- How to take a selfie in front of a rented Lamborghini! 🚗
- Crafting a vision board that actually blocks your vision! 🖼️
- Leveraging your network of cousins for LinkedIn endorsements! 🤝
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